Play WIth Fire

Im not one of those who like to be in a picture. I would prefer to be the person who shoots the pics rather than be in them. Don't get me wrong. I do not totally hate being in pictures. The thing is, I dunno how to pose. I like group pictures the best. Paling bangang pon two people in a pic. All I know is to just stand there like a wood and smile!! Say spaghetti.....


This pic looks like something that would come out from Gossip Girl or Dirty Sexy Money. Very interesting pic. With this interesting pic, my mind couldnt just sit still and just stare. I came up with my own story for it. Lets just let our imagination run wild shall we??

Its called Play With Fire, yes just like the song from the Stones. It revolves around the life a Puteh (Hazrin) a renown photographer. He looks innocent enough, but behind his amazing skills, lies a ruthless man. He uses his photos to blackmail people of society for money. He is Mr. Powerful. Married to Sara (Suhana) the mother of Hazrina (Shina). She doesnt do anything except taking care of the little girl. Has got no clue to her husband's not so innocent activities.

I am the ruthless sister who is constantly trying to see to the fall of Mr. Powerful coz I want to be the one in power. In the picture, I may look kind (pls do not vomit ok) but in the story Im not. So that means Im the villain. Mikael (Anas) is my playful son in the story. He bullies other children in school. Like me, he's not afraid of anything. Anas is my subplot in the story la. To make me look human.

Hisham (Adam) and Jamal (Kamil) are roommates in college. Hisham (Adam ) is the athlete and Jamal (Kamil) is the lonely computer boy. They are very different but they like the same girl. Little did they know that they are actually dating the same person. Nadhira (Sara) is Suhana's niece living with her. Always looking a way to attract attention thinking Sara (Suhana) doesnt love her as much as she loves Hazrina (Shina). So shes always plotting something against the little girl. Maya (Alisha) is the misunderstood girl. She meant well, but people always took her kindness differently thinking shes always causing trouble. Shes Nadhira's (Sara) schoolmate and Um (Arinah) sister. Her identity is a mystery thats why shes known as Um. Um (Arinah) is a playgirl. (Shall we say shes the girl both Hisham and Jamal are dating??) But beneath her naughty and wild exterior lies an intelligent girl who sets her mind to destroy Mr. Powerful because he destroyed her family.

Okay, macam biba tak?? Thats why the story is called Play With Fire!! Hebat!!! Everyone is on fire dude!! Trust no one!!

Ini adalah rekaan semata2. Sila jangan ambil hati. When you look at the pic, try to see beyond yourself and let your imagination run free. Feedbacks are welcome... :)) Shall I change the names?? Hahahah...

Eh, terlupa plak.....

Lupa plak nak letak my favourite picture.... Ni masa dalam bas, nak balik Hippo!!

Look at the expression on their faces!!! Super hilarious!! Hwahahaha....

Jangan marah eh...

Vietnam - Part 6

4 days and 3 nights. Its time to say goodbye to Vietnam.

Things that I learn (in general):

• They accept 3 different currencies (USD, RM, VND)
• Ho Chi Minh city is very messy - no strategic planning
  
• Vietnamese are not friendly
  
• They somehow enjoy picking their noses - almost like a hobby (Yes, disgusting)
• No manners on the road - they love to honk honk on the road (Yes, its annoying)
• Vietnamese are small. So far, I havent bumped into a big sized Vietnamese
• Food sucks big time
• You can commit suicide - by crossing the roads... Super crazy I tell you!!
• Some amazing collection of handbags
• Theres like almost two sides of Vietnam; the modern Vietnam and the sad Vietnam

Will I come back?? Perhaps!! Just to shop. Or maybe to see other parts of Vietnam that I heard are way beautiful that Ho Chi Minh City.

Goodbye Vietnam!!! I had a fabulous time!!!

Vietnam - Part 5

Ben Thant Market here we come!!! Sangat la besar dan banyak benda ada kat situ. Makanan, minuman, pakaian, beg, kasut, kain. The catch is, you've got to bargain. If you dun, then you akan rugi coz they will cekik you!! So before they do that to you, you cekik them by slashing the prices. Problem was, dalam ramai2 yang jenjalan sesama tu, (me, Nana, Hazrin, Ima & Kak Faridah) Nana sorang jer yang terer bargain. Smua mengharapkan Nana jer. Camner tu?? So lembab la smua orang.


Tengok tu, Cheryl Samad (Tv personality) pun shopping gak kat Ben Thant ker?? I must say, yang paling best pasal Ben Thant ni ialah handbags!!! Banyak nyer yang lawa, tak terbeli. You just dunno what to grab coz if possible you would wanna grab everything. Giler!! Siap berebut2 lagi. Ada handbag yang lawa ni colour brown, tapi tak dapat sebab da habis. Maybe I should steal from Kak Faridah. Hmmm.... Its interesting to see Nana bargaining coz she can be aggressive with those Vietnamese.

"Your boss is not friendly"
"You make me sad"
"You happy, I happy" common phrase to use when bargaining.

Pastu, kiss kiss plak. Fuiyoh... Caya la Nana... Mmuacks... I have never shopped so many handbags in my entire life. Ini baru first round. We actually skipped the Mekong River to shop at Ben Thant for the whole day. Second trip was after lunch at VN. Halal just a few feet away from Ben Thant. Before that, we went back to the hotel to leave all our stuff. Pastu gerak balik ker Ben Thant Market.


Brother in law pun sibuk membeli baju. Murah ker tu?? Ntah ler, hanya Nana yang tahu!! I did my very best to look for Ben10 t-shirt untuk Anas. Got a few, but he will look like a ripe nangka if I buy. So finally I managed to find the biggest size and am hopeful that he could fit in them. Even for a few weeks pun ok la. Terkuar smua ayor ketiak shopping kat sana. Panas betol.

Malam tu makan kat the same Malay Restaurant we went on the first day. The food sucked. We met Cheryl Samad again shooting for one tv show. Ntah aper ke namanyer. Cian Cheryl, mesti penat asyik senyum jer. Hahaha...



Yang paling maleh nak buat ialah untuk pack bag yang susah tentu akan beranak!!! Sok smua balik!!!

Vietnam - Part 4

We were walking at the Big Market (a place where you can buy things in bulk) and were looking at some stuff. But we always got the same response."No buy, no buy" Ek eleh, smua nyer no buy aper yang can buy?? Baru lima minit jenjalan, ada pompuan Vietnam giler ni main langgar2 pulak. Soon after that this guy gelek my kaki ngan macam trolley. Ish ish ish... Aper ni?? Pastu we were looking at some hats. Pretty cool actually. Had Nana to try them on.

Tengah try satu ni (the knitting kind) ada orang giler Vietnam ni langgar my kepala. Da ler dia langgar ngan benbarang yang dia angkat, tak rheti la nak kata sorry. Kepala I pun berpusing macam nak tercabot!!! Macam hampeh jer. Tampo kang!! So did not manage to get Nana's picture wearing that hat coz we were busy laughing at what just happened.


Seronoknyer Nana!!! Last2 tak jadik le beli apa2 pun. Im still waiting for Ben Thant Market. Thats the highlight of the whole shopping trip.

I think we went to the Night Market almost every day!! Malam tu pi carik selipar terompah plak. They were so bloody the cute!!


Pompuan baju puteh tengah ketok2 selipar terompah ni sangat sombong. I just dun understand why they have to be sombong. Da la tu, duduk terkangkang2. Do we want to see your chipempom?? No, thank you!!! Simpan jer ler. Yek!!!

Cian opah Ima ni. Da la kaki disable, mintak sedekah kat Ima. Using sign language Ima tried to tell her she (Ima) got no money. I wonder if she was really diabled coz when a motocycle honked at her she could move faster than a disable old lady would. Miracle wasnt it?? Hmm...

The highlight of the night was the ice cream!!! I was glad we did that!!! Yay!! I must confess, the ice cream wasnt what I was hoping. Kinda milky!! Yucks!!! Tapi da order kena ah makan. Kang rugi ah.



Owh... sebelum terlupa, kebanyakkan gegambor adalah hakmilik our Mr. Photophrapher, Mohd Hazrin Ismail... Gambar seperti di bawah!!! Phewittt....

Vietnam - Part 3

We started our second day in Vietnam to Cu Chi Tunnels. Masa mula2 tour guide tu sebut Cu Chi, I thought he was talking about Gucci. Pagi2 buta da citer pasal sejarah.

Ni dalam bas - Saadiah and Kak Faridah. The journey was like a trip to nowhere. Punyer la jauh, dekat satu jam setengah nak sampai.

Masa tour guide tu tengah explain the history behind the Cu Chi Tunnels ni punyer la buhsan. So I am unable to share the info with all. I wasnt concentrating. All I know masa perang ngan Americans they build the tunnels. Tunnels tu la macam tempat mereka berlindung or smthing like that. The next thing we did was to see the tunnels.

They needed 2 volunteers, a girl and a boy to go into the tunnels. The catch was they needed 2 people of a certain size coz the tunnels were small. So my Suhana actually pushing me to go. She said this would be great to take pictures. So without knowing anything, I went la. Little did I know the tunnel was quite deep. My legs were too short; once Im down there, it would be hard for me to pull myself up coz my arms were not strong enough to support my weight to pull myself up. I was contemplating but it was too late coz I was already halfway down. So I just sat there. Smua orang suruh turun not understanding my situation. Camner nak kuar nanti. Masa tu panik la gak. Akhirnyer masuk la jugak.

Tak sabar2 orang tu nak tutup I dalam lobang tu. Cuba bawak bertenang. Da le gelap bawah tu. Rasanyer kalo Saadiah atau Nurul masuk senang skit coz they got longer legs. Kak Faridah would have a problem like me coz it would be too deep for her too.

Padan muka, last2 one of the tour guides had to pull me out coz I couldnt pull myself. Padan muka kena tarik ketiak I yang berpeluh tu. Ewww...

Nanti kite sambung lagi...

Vietnam - Part 2

Guess what?? We had our Vietnam birthday celebration at the Malay Restaurant. Chewah, da la sebut nama orang salah. But I knew he was calling me coz of the Albakri yang sebutan nyer amat la pelik.. I was nervous and embarrassed. Hahaha... Never thought I would be embarrassed having a cake in front of me.

Budak baju pink tu sibuk jer. Dia pun nak mak dia beranak bulan Mac jugak. Skarang da kena share cake ngan dia. Our Vietnam birthday was celebrated with a super delicious cake so takpe la, I dun mind sharing! Sedapnyer. Unfortunately I couldnt eat a lot coz my tummy was so full. After the birthday celebration we went straight to Hard Rock Cafe. They got really cool designs tapi takde size. Sangat la bodo. I managed to get a really cool one. Colour biru. Cantik.

Lepas tu the bus dropped us at the Night Market. Lots of things to see, I didnt know where to start. So in the end, I didnt get anything coz theres only one place in my head.... Ben Thant Market!!!

Orang Vietnam sangat kurang asam. Rude and not friendly at all. Menyampah... Kaki da penat berjalan, mata da ngantuk. So kite sambung citer esok pulak...