Ni da nak raya ni tengah sebok sket carik maid nak tolong kat dapur. Si Ning tu bukan nyer aper, tapi minah tu macam ader unsur2 blur. Keje dia basuh pinggan, iron baju, basuh pinggan, iron baju, basuh pinggan, iron baju! Sakit jiwa betol dibuatnyer!!! Itu jer ler.
So cadangnyer nak amek la maid yg ader amek ari tu masa morei kat umah. Nama dia Ekor. Ok, I dunno how to spell her name, tapi punyi nyer macam tu ah. Ekor ker, Ako ker, samer jer la. Pompuan ni plak memang scary. Ari tu (the day before the morei), we went out for buka pose. Babah plak buka kat umah kawan. Kat umah tinggal ah 2 maid. Bole depa gado. Ekor kata, she was sleeping on the kitchen floor when Ning came to wake her up. Instead of waking her the proper way, si Ning tu pi amek remote tv cucuk kat Ekor. Cucuk, punyer cucuk, termasuk la kat molot si Ekor!!! Aper lagi, World War 3 ah!!! Giler!!! Si Ekor tu da la aggressive, dia pukol si Ning tu. Nasib masa tu Babah da balik umah. Kebetulan Babah tak lama kat umah kawan tu. So takde saper2 pon mati kena tikam. Si Ekor cakap kat Babah "saya mahu bunuh dia!" Hah!! Tu dia Ning, nasib ko la. Eeeeeeeee... Takot!!!
So raya ni, harap2 nyer ok ok jer. Kalo si Ekor tu yang tolong smua jgn kasi dia angry. Bahaya!!!
Moral of the story: Claude cepat ler balik!!!!
Selamat Hari Raya smua... Minta ampun mintak maaf. Da mintak2 ni, mintak duet raya skali!!! Yeehhhaaaaaaaaa!!!
So cadangnyer nak amek la maid yg ader amek ari tu masa morei kat umah. Nama dia Ekor. Ok, I dunno how to spell her name, tapi punyi nyer macam tu ah. Ekor ker, Ako ker, samer jer la. Pompuan ni plak memang scary. Ari tu (the day before the morei), we went out for buka pose. Babah plak buka kat umah kawan. Kat umah tinggal ah 2 maid. Bole depa gado. Ekor kata, she was sleeping on the kitchen floor when Ning came to wake her up. Instead of waking her the proper way, si Ning tu pi amek remote tv cucuk kat Ekor. Cucuk, punyer cucuk, termasuk la kat molot si Ekor!!! Aper lagi, World War 3 ah!!! Giler!!! Si Ekor tu da la aggressive, dia pukol si Ning tu. Nasib masa tu Babah da balik umah. Kebetulan Babah tak lama kat umah kawan tu. So takde saper2 pon mati kena tikam. Si Ekor cakap kat Babah "saya mahu bunuh dia!" Hah!! Tu dia Ning, nasib ko la. Eeeeeeeee... Takot!!!
So raya ni, harap2 nyer ok ok jer. Kalo si Ekor tu yang tolong smua jgn kasi dia angry. Bahaya!!!
Moral of the story: Claude cepat ler balik!!!!
Selamat Hari Raya smua... Minta ampun mintak maaf. Da mintak2 ni, mintak duet raya skali!!! Yeehhhaaaaaaaaa!!!
3 comments:
Yes, yes, selamat hari raya ... rimas nak reply sms wishes that I kept on getting! Si President of WFC pulak suruh aku mandi ... nak keluar duit konon ... dia nak bagi siapa entahle ... nak kata anak sedara dia, lambat lagi nak jumpa!
Anyways, we've potentially a madura murderer in our premises ... God save us! Innit Wolfy?!? Btw, where's my Lamby woits! Btw, shuddup Kim Bo!!!Urgh!!!
Bah ni!!!!!!
semua komen, nak 1st aje!!!!!!
stalker!!!!!!
Hey Wolfy! Now that Claude (or "Siti" as The Boss would call her ... you need to say it in an Indian accent ... I sometimes wonder why The Boss speaks to Indons with an Indian accent? Is he confused between Indians and Indons?!? Uncle Muthu a.k.a Raju's dad would have been proud of The Boss! Hmm ... ) is back ... what's gonna happen to Ning?!? Ha ha ... lucky no Madura Murder at Manjoi! Yes ... MANJOI!!!
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