Hong Kong Trip

Check this out!! Do I look like a surgeon or do I look like a surgeon?? Dang!! I could give Yang or even Mer a run for their money.. Hehe.. If you take a closer look, I think I look like the female version of Jason (of Friday the 13th) Watch your back people!!!

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to become a surgeon. (So not!!) It would be cool to wear the mask and butcher people on the table. But then again, Jason could do that too.

So I became a she-Jason for as long as I was in Hong Kong!!! How was Hong Kong?? Hong Kong was kinda interesting. The people were a little bit rude, but then again, what did I expect?? The hotel room were really small. I dont think you could fit even a cow in the room. Yesh, thats how small it was. The cow would suffocate, no room for Mr.Cow to move around.

These are my two assistance. They were with me the entire time. But they did more posing than helping me... Nana and Yana, you're both FIRED!!!



Finally we decided to abord our mission, not kill people but to go out and throw some money. Yippeee.... What a wonderful idea!!! So there goes our masks flying only God knows where.

Shopping in Hong Kong was both scary and delightful. Its a shopping heaven if you know how to bargain. WARNING: Never ask for the price if you have no intentions of purchasing it. They would force you to buy them. So better think twice before you ask. These HK people could be pretty scary sales people.

One of my favourites would be the wax museum. Too bad my brilliant self purposely did not bring my camera charger. What moron would have left her camera charger at home?? Bangang betol!! So had to restrain myself from taking lots of pictures.

This aunty is Madame Tussauds. But of coz, the highlight of the whole trip would be the Disneyland. I never knew little mouse Mickey could speak Chinese. Wei, Mickey cakap Cina tu, mana nak dapat. LA pun takde camtu... It rained the whole day. Fortunately Mickey wasnt in hiding. I was soaking wet but it didnt matter coz we had a blast there. Well, at least I did.

Sleeping Beauty's enchanted castle...

Angry Mean Girl!!!

Im so bloody angry, I feel like punching someone!!!!!
Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!
Eeeeiii marahnyer!!! Geram geram geram!!!

Happy Birthday in Advance Hani Basha...

A birthday wish will never be complete without a birthday song. Since Im here and you're there, I have asked my three little alien friends to sing a familiar tune for you. Sowie, they forgot your name there. Heheh.. At first I wanted to get you a return flight to Malaysia so you could celebrate with your family. After I paid my Visa credit card I realized I dont really have the dough. So you can say goodbye to Malaysia la. Then I thought ok la, I will send you a birthday card. Theres something about the anticipation of receiving and opening a letter/package that is very thrilling to me. Unfortunately I do not have your house address. Ini bukan satu alasan. Hehehe... So there goes your card. Its impossible to call, I already tried that. SMS also doesnt work. To wish you via email is too common and boring. I wouldnt wanna be like your any other boring friends. After debating with myself, hitting my head to get my creative juices running inside, finally a light bulb appeared on top of my head. The light was so bloody bright. The end result is I've decided to write you a birthday wish in my blog.

I guess this is the part where Im suppose to say nice things about the birthday girl. But I think I'll skip that coz no words could do enough justice to describe the kind of person you are. Are you boo_ing at me?? If I say nice things about you nanti koyak you punyer Victoria's Secret all. Hehe... Im not gonna go long with this coz I wouldnt want you to faint reading this. So happy birthday once again to a wonderful and amazing person!! Wishing you long life, prosperity, happiness and good health. Also dipercepatkan jodoh... Eh, sowie, that last part was meant for me!!! Hehehe... Diperpanjangkan jodoh.... Amin!!

How does it feel to be a year sexier??? Grrrrr.... Mayb I should ask Azu that question with regards to you... Hmm...

Lunch With Tun Mahathir and Tun Siti

Yippeee... Dr. Prema was not around, so Dr. James gave me my influenza shot. Yes, I flashed him my cute little ass ( which is not so little anymore) I feel sorry for him, having to look at my ass Im sure the doctor is gonna have one hell of a nightmare. But who cares. Thats his problem!!! While he was busy with the shot, I imagined he was giving me botox. Hehe...

Forget bout my ass, now on to a more interesting story, had lunch with Tun Mahathir and Tun Siti on Saturday. Woohoo... I had the oppotunity to ask Tun Siti if her hair was actually a wig!!! Of coz not!! Notice how her hair is always the same. Anyway, I had to restrain myself from asking her that. How rude!!!!

I knew my big sister is a huge fan of Tun, but I never knew she could be a potential stalker. She bumped into Tun in Langkawi. Took a family photo with Tun, enlarged the photo. She developed an extra copy just for Tun and wrote one long essay at the back of the photo. She was dying to give Tun the photo. Fortunately for her, all went well and she got to take another photo with Tun. How cool is that?? Yesh, but it got a little scary when she actually followed Tun to his car, waving and forcing Tun's bodyguards to remind Tun to read her long essay written behind the photo. Not cool at all, if shes a stalker... RUN TUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! That woman can be scary!!!

Oh, mummy was cool. Took a photo with Tun as well.


Tun M's number one fan...

Im Goin...

OMG, today is the day we have to get the influenza jap! Takot, takot, takot! I hate injections! Ini mengalahkan baby ni. Takot tak takot kena buat gak. For precaution sake. Buat jer. Jangan tunggu2. Petang ni pi ngan Nana.. But then again, Im not sure whether I should be afraid of the injection itself or the doctor giving me the injection. I just hope she knows what shes doing. Sometimes she can even ask, "what is it that you want?" Huh?? Aren't you supposed to give me what's best for me??

Kat mana nak suruh doktor cucuk ni?? Kat bontot?? Lengan?? Hmm... Kalo lengan it has to be on the left side. Lengan kanan rasa mcm penat.. If she insists on looking at my ass, then we go with the ass!! Yay!!! Jangan doktor tu terkezut tengok bontot sudah... Yang penting, harap2 bila doktor main cucuk2 ngan bontot, idak ler terkuar angin dari bontot tu. Nanti kang pengsan plak Doktor Prema..*Sigh*

Tu la, after much debate, we have decided to go jer HK tu... Lagi lama tunggu, macam2 lagi dalam kepala. Tak yah pikir pi jer. Plus, tix smua da bayar.

Hardly a week and I'm off to HK!!!

To Go Or Not To Go???

Aper ni?? To go or not to go?? Pergi mana?? Pergi Hong Kong ngan Nana and Yana. Macam mana ni?? I honestly do not know what to do?? I am now 50/50. A part of me is scared. Another part of me says not to worry. Nooooooooooooo!!! Why does the swine flu decided to pull its stupid stunt at the wrong time?? Eeiiii... Bodo ah swine flu ni!! Stupid ass...

Nak pergi minggu depan hari Khamis. Should we just postpone the whole trip?? We've got 3 months if we were to go on another date all together. Problem is, bulan 8 puasa, bulan 9 raya. Bulan 10 the whole trip dah expire. That leaves us bulan 7. Tapi aper beza bulan 6 ngan bulan 7?? Its a matter of weeks jer. Hopefully the situation is ok. If it gets worst?? Might as well pergi jer bulan 6. Or should we just forego the whole trip?? Tapi dah bayar... Rugi plak rasanyer... Sigh... Ntah la...

Maybe we should just go jer. Take the necessary precaution. Takyah pikir2 lagi. The more you think about it, the harder it gets to come to a decision. Plus, Mickey ngan Minnie pun dah tunggu kat sana. Mickey ngan Minnie versi Cina....

What are we to do??? To go or not to go???

David Slade for Eclipse??

I'm not too thrill having this man on board the Twilight ship. This is David Slade. It was announced sometime ago that this man will direct Eclipse, the third installment of the well loved vampire saga, Twilight. I just read an interview with him and the end result is he gave me fear. I fear he would ruin Eclipse. What I don't like about this man is from what I've read of his interview, he did not really do his homework and research.

These would be my advice to David...

• The Twilight saga is not just about putting a book onto the big screen. Its more than that. Like it or not, it has become a phenomenon. And unfortunately David never realized that. Its just another adaption for him. So I honestly do not have any faith in this man to carry out the third installment. And never forget, Eclipse has become most followers' favourite book to date. The expectation would be higher.

• Eclipse is not another teen movie. It is not only for 15 year old girls. It has a vast followers ranging from 12 to 60.

• Please do not forget the love story behind it.

• Its cool to learn the different characters' origin stories, but please don't focus on just Jacob. There are other characters worthy the screen time, like Rose and Jazz.
  

• Eclipse differs from 30 Days of Night. They are of two diff vampire worlds.

• Don't be arrogant and start taking Eclipse seriously.

• Try to at least like the story Eclipse is trying to uncover before actually directing the movie. Its hard to embark on a project you don't even believe in.